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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Eridan_Ampora/Equius_Zahhak
  Character:
      Equius_Zahhak, Eridan_Ampora
  Additional Tags:
      Dubious_Consent, Self-Fisting, Forced_Orgasm, Gaming, Hivebent, younger
      than_normal_trolls, Masturbation, Dom/sub, Voyeurism, old_shame
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-06-08 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 2887
****** Penalty Game ******
by FailureArtist
Summary
     When he was younger, Equius played a game of Flarp.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
***** Chapter 1 *****
A few nights after his fifth wriggling night, young Equius decided he would
finally play a game of FLARP. He had heard it was a good way to become a better
fighter, and it was a lot of fun too! He went to the website and chose
Barbabylonian as his class and Chieftain Tightbow as his handle. Since he
didn’t know any FLARPers except his disagreeable neighbor, he was randomly
assigned a clouder. His name was Captain Amazing, and even though he was
Equius’ age, he had a lot of experience. The beginner trusted him. After all,
he was a sea troll. Equius had been schoolfed that trolls who lived in the
depth were very wise.
Equius should have anticipated trouble when a glitch messed up his stats. His
natural strength was so high it messed up his game strength. He didn’t have
many other attributes in real life to make up for it, and Barbabylonians tended
to rely on their strength anyway. Still, Equius decided to persev ere. He
promised himself on his wriggling night he would go out and play with the other
wrigglers, and he was going to do just that. His clouder was wise and would
certainly go easy on the beginner.
His clouder didn’t go easy on the beginner. He chased his player down to a
grotto Equius didn’t even know existed. Equius had to swim from rock to rock.
The land troll was an exceptional bad swimmer due to his muscle weight, but the
sea troll still threw enemies at him. It didn’t stop there. Equius was toweling
himself off on a somewhat large ledge when an enemy came up beside him and hit
him. An obnoxious tune played and his life bar blinked out. The words game over
flashed over his head. He groaned in disgrace.
A holograph of his clouder appeared in front of him. Captain Amazing was
shorter than he expected. He wore an aviator cap with impractical goggles
Equius couldn’t figure out how he saw th rough. Below that he wore a ribbed
long sleeve shirt with his noble sign on it, and around his neck he wore a long
blue and black scarf. He was wearing a big padded headset, and Equius quickly
put on his own headset.
His clouder crossed his arms and sighed as he looked at his player sitting on
the grotto floor. He adjusted his headset and started talking.
captainAmazing (CA) begun trolling chieftainTightbow (CT)
 
CA: fuckin shameful
 
Equius winced at the curse word. His lusus forbade him from using such foal
language.
 
CT: D --> Captain, I tried my best to win this game
CA: youre best wwasnt good enough mudbrain
CT: D --> My stats did not function properly
CA: wwhine wwhine wwhine its not my fault youre so wweak
CT: D --> You did make the enemies very strong even though you knew of my stats
CA: are you really blamin me?
CT: D --> No sir
CA: you wwere t he one wwho ruined my perfectly planned campaign
CA: i spent so long plannin that and you lost in only a damn hour
CA: wwhat the halibut am i goin to do for the rest an the night?
Captain Amazing sighed again. He tapped his foot while looking off to his left.
He then looked back at Equius sitting on the floor. He jerked his head up.
CA: get up off the floor you havve to play penalty game
Equius sat up.
CT: D --> A penalty game?
CA: yes moron since you lost you havve to do wwhat i say
CT: D --> I have heard of the concept, but I did not read anything about
penalty games in the rules.
CA: i think i knoww more about the rules than a newwbie wwho just scanned the
wwebsite
CA: noww stand up ya crawler
Equius slowly got up.
CA: finally
CA: for the next lets say hour you havve to do wwhat i say
He gave a huge grin.
CA: anythin i say
Equius gulped. His clouder stared him in the eyes . It wasn’t fair. He was
wearing eye concealing googles while the bloodshot troll had taken his glasses
off so he could swim. The captain kept staring at the chieftain. He leaned in
towards his victim. After a long tense moment, he said
CA: touch ya nose
The player did so.
CA: stand on one leg
CA: and hop around and shit
CA: keep touchin your damn nose
CA: and noww yeah and noww sing the alternian imperial anthem
CA: the third vverse evveryone forgets
The player followed all these commands, even remembering the words to the
anthem. The clouder soon grew bored with this.
CA: stop doin all that stupid shit
Equius still cringed at the noble trolls unnoble language. He hoped one night
the purple blood would abandon such talk, and perhaps start using
capitalization.
The clouder looked up and down at the wriggler’s already toned body. Equius
looked down at his own body with shame. He wished he was as muscular as the
musclebeasts on his posters. He looked up at his clouder. Even with the googles
he could tell the captain was boring holes looking at the vestigial thorax
openings poking out from under his tank top. Captain Amazing chuckled and gave
what Equius would later realize was a lecherous grin.
CA: heh maybe your stats did lie
CA: lets check you out
CA: take off that dirty matebeater
CT: D --> But sir, it’s very cold in this grotto
CA: i dont givve a swwimin fuck
CA: damn thins already wwet and gross
Equius gave him that. He pulled the item over his head. The short, skinny troll
looked over his body. He mumbled various things his headset didn’t pick up. He
then pulled himself together and said,
CA: guess your body isnt completely gross evven if your head is a wwaste an
space
Another tense moment passed. The half-naked troll put his arms protectively
around his chest.
CA: take off your shorts
CT: D --> I can’t do that!
CT: D --> I’m not supposed to undress before another troll until I mature!
CA: you also arent suppose to disobey a higher blood
CA: take them off
The strong troll carefully unsnapped his shorts and pulled them down, revealing
his tight briefs.
CA: your skidmarked tightie greyies too
Equius pulled them down, revealing his soft sheaved bone bulge. Captain Amazing
looked the already adult sized bone bulge and dropped his jaw. He then stepped
back and gave a derisive laugh.
CA: ha that little thin is so little mine is much bigger but you arent lucky
enough to see it
Equius bowed his head. His bone bulge wasn’t even one foot.
CA: take those dumb thins totally off.
CT: D --> Please don’t make me do that sir
CT: D --> I’m already so cold
CA: do it
Equius bent his knees and took off his shorts and underwear. Now he was just
wearing his shoes and long socks. He shivere d.
CA: now wwarm yourself up
CT: D --> How?
CA: take your stick chieftain and start a fire
CT: D --> My stick?
CA: youre bone bulge moron
Equius took his soft bone bulge between his palms and started rubbing it.
CA: no dont literally rub it like your tryin to start a fire
CA: havent you evver touched yourself?
CT: D --> That’s too 100d
CA: wwriggler
CA: put one hand around it and start pumpin
Equius did so. His fire was slow starting due to the cold and his own
inexperience, but he eventually got the rhythm. His sheaf pulled back,
revealing an even larger bone bulge. His clouder groaned first in anger and
then in lust. Equius was groaning too.
CA: oh yeah you say youvve nevver played wwith yourself but look at you go
CA: i bet you spend all your time jerkin off
CA: maybe if flarp wwas fappin youd havve wwon this game
Equius wasn’t very good at masturbating. He tried to be careful but he knew he
was bruising his sensitive bone bulge. If he wasn't so tired he would have
pulled the thing off with his strength. As it was he hurt so much.
CA: fuck you look close
CA: lie on your back so your seed lands all ovver your thorax
Equius briefly stopped his masturbation and laid down on the hard cold floor.
CA: no put your knees up like that so i can see your nook
He did so. His moist engorged seedflap was fully in view.
CA: yeah thats it princey like
Equius continued masturbating while listening to the rambling on his headset.
CA: oh yeah wwork it you musclebrained moron its all youre good for
CA: you should be the slavve of some highblood
CA: goin to raze your vvillage and take you in chains
CA: kill all your fuckin filthblood tribe in front an you
CA: all your moirails and shit are goin to be shot full of my technology you
savage
CA: oh god oh cod look at that huge thi n bulgin out
CA: if i was there i would jump on you like a hung pony
CA: i mean i wwould shovve my rifle up you
CA: and then id shoot
CA: i cod totally cull your ass
Equius was scared and confused. He felt something weird bubbling up in him.
There was a painful tension in his groin and he didn’t know what it was from.
He tried to stop it but suddenly he was wracked with an intense feeling. He
straightened out his body and thrust into the air as he ejaculated tons of
strange blue fluid. Some landed in his mouth. Equius convulsed with his first
orgasm. When it was over he sat up a little. His clouder’s mouth was open,
almost drooling. He suddenly closed his mouth and then opened it again to
laugh.
CA: ha ha you slob you got some in your mouth
Equius suddenly noticed the substance in his mouth and quickly spit it out in
disgust. He looked at the scarf now tied around the other troll’s waist. The
troll looked down and pulled tighter on the scarf.
CA: yeah i should take this scarf and put it around your thick neck
CA: and just pull and pull until youre blue
CA: but that wwould be a wwaste of scarf when i could just shoot you wwith my
rifle
CA: wwhats your wweaponkind player?
CT: D> bowkind
CA: ha no its fistkind
CA: and after you hear my next command youll be grateful for that
He put up his fist.
CA: shovve your weapon up your nook
Equius’ eyes went wide, but he still sat up so he could reach his nook.
Luckily, the orifice was already very well lubricated and his claws were cut
very short. He put his left hand in a fist and tried to push it in before
cheating and making a shovel with his hand. He slowly slide the thing in. It
felt much better than he expected. It felt so good his spent bone bulge went
from less than half-hard to fully hard in seconds.
CA: you feelin full yet or is your nook the size of this cavve?
CA: shovve more of it in
CA: all of it in
Equius pushed his fist as far as it would go. It was too much for him so he
quickly pulled back. This just set off his already sensitive body. To his
surprise he had another orgasm. It was less intense but it hurt more. He pulled
his hand totally out before it was crushed by his powerful muscles.
CA: wwoww you didnt last long
CA: you are a natural nook slut
CA: i wwanted to get boned
CA: i mean you wwant to get boned
CA: but too bad im not there to do the bonin wwhich i wwould totally do
Equius fell down on the floor. His genetic material dripped off his chest. His
bone bulge had bruises and his nook was inflamed. He didnt think he could do
anymore.
CA: hey lazy bone im not done yet
CA: hasnt been an hour
CT: D my body is ruined now
CT: D you have taken me
CA: yeah ivve used you up
CA: but theres one place i havvent plundered
CA: put that meaty hand in your wwaste chute
Equius’ eyes shot open
CT: D sir my waste chute thats absolutely filthy
CA: so are you dirtcrawwler
CT: D but sir there is waste down there
CA: wwell i dont havve to smell it so i dont care
CT: D but how is it even possible for me to do such a thing?
CA: you can figure it out or die
Equius felt like he would die if he figured it out. He slowly sat up, groaning
as he put pressure on his sore nook. He reached down to his waste chute. His
lubrication had dripped down there so it was wet, but Equius still took it
slow. He put one finger in, but his fingers were so large it already hurt.
Still he had to go on. He put in another finger and started scissoring. He
slowly added more fingers until all his finger tips were in. He lifted his butt
off the ground and pushed his hand in.
Despite his preparations the pain was immense. He started pulling it out until
he saw his tormentor’s face. He would have to con tinue until he came for a
third time. He wanted to use his other hand to hurry himself along by touching
his bone bulge, but it was too busy propping his body up. He moved his hand
only a little bit in his tight waste chute. It still was too much. Equius bit
down so hard one of his teeth cracked. He could taste blood in his mouth along
with his own seed. He was so humiliated. He didn’t want to but he hated his so-
called superior. Using a wriggler’s game to carry out his own perverted
desires! How many lowbloods had he tricked into this? Was this really the way
things were supposed to be?
Even with the pain there was still pleasure. Equius didn’t know how. The waste
chute was not supposed to be an erogenous organ. It was an outlet for waste,
not genetic material. And yet with every push he pushed something else that
felt so good. He supposed it was his engorged nook. The pleasure very slowly
built up as the pain slowly built down. With a pained growl he finally came for
the third and last time. A little genetic material dribbled out of his almost
flaccid bone bulge. He pulled out his broken hand and fell on the floor. His
bone bulge returned to his sheaf.
His clouder stared at him. His victim was covered in sweat, cum, and probably
some blood. The experienced FLARPer grabbed his composure the best he could.
CA: wwelp hasnt been quite an hour but i need to go
CA: gloat bye sea you next game
captainAmazing (CA) ceased trolling chieftainTightbow (CT)
CT: fuck the ocean
After lying in the grotto for most of the night, Equius got up, cleaned himself
up, and left the grotto. He went home, almost getting a sunburn. When he got to
his hive, he destroy not only his FLARPing gear, but also all of his tentacle
artwork. He hated both FLARP and sea trolls. What people said was right. Games
were foolish. The land and the sea would always be enemies. The Empress and her
heir apparen t were of course all right, but all those other finfaced debauches
were his enemies.
Though he practically became a hermit, he did find a moirail. When he read her
roleplaying quirk, he told her never to indulge in extreme roleplaying. He
didn’t tell her about his incident. He forgot it himself.
 
***** Epilogue *****
On Equius' sixth wriggling night he played a game called Sgurb. An alien month
later, he was trapped in an orbiting spacestation with all his co-players. This
game was a bad idea.
While walking through the halls, he bumped into caligulaAquarium. After his
teammate picked himself up off the floor, he started cursing at Equius. He then
apologized, and Equius reluctantly apologized back. As the lower blooded troll
turned away, Eridan said,
"Hey you, could you talk your w-weirdo moirail into bein my matesprite?"
Equius noticed something in the way the sea troll pronounced moirail. He turned
around.
Eridan added, "Unless you w-would be too jealous, heh?"
There had been something bothered Equius about Eridan for some time. Not the
same thing that bothered everyone else. There was something familar about him.
Equius asked, "Prince, did you ever FLARP under the name captainAmazing?"
The
FLARPing veteran put his head in his hands. "Oh fuck that stupid name. Thank
cod Wris introduced me to Dualscar. Did you know-w he ow-wned the world's
largest aquarium?"
"I once FLARPed too," Equius said, "My name was Chieftain Tightbow."
Eridan's face went pale and then purple. His facefins fell. Equius grabbed the
end of his scarf and held it.
"If you ever get near my moirail," he growled, "I will kill you. Noble blood or
not."
Equius let go of the scarf and walked away.

End Notes
     This story is an old shame but also one I'm tempted to rewrite to be
     less eroticized. Well, the epilogue is good.
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